Back in his wee business

I’ve got my own ‘puter again.  No more having to share, yay.  (Just imagine the kind of role models we’re going to be … something along the lines of my dear Dad who always encouraged me to drive slowly.  Snort.)

Little Boy continues to pack on ounces, if not of weight than certainly of ‘tude.

‘Sup

Face so purty … can’t … stop … touching.

Dis bedder be good.

Drinks are on me!

Fortunately we’ve developed two strategies for when he appears to be getting too big for his britches:

  1. Dress him in britches too big for him.
  2. Arrange a play date with 5-month-old cousin Oliver, beside whom he looks like a 97 oz. weakling.

For serious narcissistic adjustment, we may even administer both simultaneously.

Darn it, I’m sick and tired of being a scarecrow!  Charles Atlas says he can give me a REAL body!  I’ll gamble a stamp and get his FREE book!

Jes’ remember Fran-, er, Ollie baby, don’t swing where you sleep.

Speaking of swinging, check out Ana Lisa’s new hands free.

(Photo credit to cousin Greta)

The sling, courtesy of our good neighbor Judi, has made everyone a little more mobile.  (We’ve ordered another one sized “big lug” so I can share in the packhorse duties.)

On Monday Jai ventured all the way across the street to help give a bon voyage to neighbor Leela and her parents Lisa and Ram, who will spend the next year in India.

Leela and her posse (referred to in our household as “future buds and babysitters)

On Wednesday and Thursday we ventured further afield–two whole blocks away to my brother Dave and sister-in-law Amy’s house.  Between their house and ours, several important family rituals occurred.

Any guesses which of these young ‘uns might be having a birthday?

Riddle: How many Greases does it take to provide leverage for cranking out homemade ice cream?

Jai bird took a turn in the experienced arms of my sister Bev …

… and brother-in-law Dale.

“reGreta,” as she prefers to be called when performing, practiced for her upcoming MTV video shoot …

… while grease Naomi aka “Nomers” rehearsed for her upcoming off-Broadway performance, “Descent into Madness.”

The furry members of the family got their relax on while the Hairless Beast is still too small to crawl after and yank tails.

And finally, speaking of rituals, please take a moment to bid adieu to the umbilical cord, which fell off yesterday.

GretaTheGrease, who allowed earlier in the week, “That crusty thing freaks me out,” will undoubtedly be pleased.



324 Responses to “Back in his wee business”

  1. Matt, Chan, Addyson, and Aeron Says:

    You guys are just naturals. I bet you are asking yourselves what the heck did you with yourselves before little Jai came along. Amazingly fun, isn’t it?! :)
    Matt, Chan, Addyson, Aeron

  2. Grace & Harvey Says:

    A life changing experience for all of you. Someday when visiting Jai’s Grandmom & Grandpop Lapp we will certainly check him out. We’re expecting our 4th great grandchild in Oct. Babies bring excitment to everyone. Blessings!!

  3. Cousin Carl Says:

    Looks like a nice little fellow! A bit cynical, vain and self-centered perhaps, but with plenty of cats and cousins around, I’m sure he’ll do just fine. You might also want to get him started soon on the pilates and the weight training (from the looks of it, he might prefer yoga, though).

  4. Glenna Says:

    Um, the ‘tudinous photo up top might be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. Glad that you got your own computer again. I’ll keep checking for new pics, and hopefully get to see you guys in person soonly!

  5. Suzette Says:

    TOO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…… I WANT TO MEET HIM…DID YOU GUYS HEAR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  6. Tisa Says:

    Congrats, you two– he is completely and perfectly adorable. And speaking from one sling mama to another, Ana Lisa, you look great. Now we just have to figure out how to set up a play date for little Jaiel and our baby Dylan (born May 16)… too bad Philly & Phoenix are so damn far apart. Any chance you’re looking for a good vacation spot this fall/winter?

  7. Rod Says:

    Y’all look great! Thanks for sharing the pictures and blog of how Jai came into the world. Hopefully we can meet up sometime in the not too distant future – its been way too long! As Tisa said, we’ll definitely have to get Jai and Dylan together, either in PHL or PHX.

  8. bandar omaha terbaik Says:

    I love your blog.. very nice colors & theme. Did you design this website yourself or did you hire someone to
    do it for you? Plz respond as I’m looking to
    create my own blog and would like to know where u got this from.
    appreciate it

  9. Margorie Bogan Says:

    Hi you have a greate site It was very easy to post good job

  10. old do you have buy viagra Says:

    buy priligy viagra online
    mail order viagra generic
    viagra generico em portugal

  11. viagra sale in philippines Says:

    buy cialis online fast
    buy viagra toronto
    often can take 10mg cialis

  12. Ty Gorri Says:

    Hi you have a easy to navigate posting site It was very easy to post easy to understand

  13. Bradleyarort Says:

    buy generic viagra from india
    viagra comprar online
    [url=http://viagranbdnr.com/buy-viagra-tablets.html]viagra generico citrate sildenafil[/url]
    getting viagra in phuket

  14. viagra buy chemist Says:

    the pill vs viagra
    order viagra online legal
    tadalafil tablets 20 mg e 20

  15. viagra buy nz Says:

    billig cialis online
    mail order viagra canada
    cialis online free shipping

  16. WeePlanet Says:

    USA Private Proxy

    I found a great…

  17. WeePlanet Says:

    Shared Proxies

    I found a great…

  18. Cruz Bulluck Says:

    Hi you have a very easy to follow site It was very easy to post fantastic

  19. Raleigh Scudder Says:

    Hi you have a very easy to follow site It was very easy to post all the best

  20. longchamp handbags Says:

    When I originally commented I clicked the -Notify me when new comments are added- checkbox and now each time a remark is added I get 4 emails with the same comment. Is there any way you can remove me from that service? Thanks!

  21. Adidas Originals NMD XR1 Purplish Blue Says:

    My wife and i ended up being delighted Emmanuel could conclude his reports through the ideas he had out of your site. It’s not at all simplistic just to be making a gift of hints other people might have been selling. And now we take into account we have you to thank for that. The specific explanations you’ve made, the simple blog menu, the relationships you will aid to promote – it is everything amazing, and it’s really assisting our son in addition to the family understand that subject is thrilling, and that is very essential. Thank you for everything!

  22. kobe byrant shoes Says:

    It抯 arduous to search out knowledgeable people on this topic, but you sound like you know what you抮e speaking about! Thanks

  23. Alonzo Shimada Says:

    Hi you have a very easy to follow site It was very easy to post fantastic

  24. buy viagra online from usa Says:

    generic cialis bestellen
    order viagra new zealand
    comprar cialis generico contrareembolso

  25. cheap nfl jerseys china Says:

    I’m often to running a blog and i actually recognize your content. The article has really peaks my interest. I’m going to bookmark your website and keep checking for brand spanking new information.

  26. buy viagra canada online Says:

    how to buy viagra in dubai
    viagra sale in sydney
    psych viagra falls online

  27. ultra boost Says:

    I would like to express my appreciation to this writer just for rescuing me from this particular issue. Just after surfing around throughout the internet and getting methods that were not pleasant, I thought my entire life was gone. Existing devoid of the strategies to the difficulties you have fixed by means of your entire short post is a crucial case, and those that would have negatively affected my career if I hadn’t come across your web page. Your personal understanding and kindness in taking care of all things was valuable. I am not sure what I would have done if I had not come across such a step like this. I am able to at this point look forward to my future. Thanks a lot so much for the high quality and effective help. I won’t think twice to recommend your blog post to any person who should have direction on this matter.

  28. JuliusJex Says:

    free viagra sample online
    get viagra los angeles
    [url=http://viagranbdnr.com/viagra-sale-perth.html}]pramil fem sildenafil 50 mg[/url]
    generic viagra low price

  29. TeddyJam Says:

    can i buy viagra over the internet
    where can i buy viagra or cialis
    [url=http://viagranbdnr.com/buy-viagra-usa.html]what is viagra gold 800mg[/url]
    how can i buy some viagra

  30. golden goose sneakers Says:

    I抦 impressed, I have to say. Really hardly ever do I encounter a weblog that抯 both educative and entertaining, and let me tell you, you have hit the nail on the head. Your thought is excellent; the difficulty is something that not enough people are talking intelligently about. I’m very completely satisfied that I stumbled throughout this in my search for something relating to this.

  31. Jarrett Willeto Says:

    Hi you have a cool website It was very easy to post I enjoyed your site

  32. Salina Leck Says:

    Hi you have a wonderful Posting site It was very easy to post fantastic

  33. スーパーコピーバッグ・ Says:

    2018激安通販専門店
    ロレックス、ブルガリ、フランク ミュラー、
    オーデマ ピゲ、ブライトリング、グッチ、エルメス、パネライ、
    当店のスーパーコピー商品は他店よりも質が高く、
    金額も安くなっております。
    ご購入する度、ご安心とご満足の届けることを旨にしております

  34. nike air max Says:

    Aw, this was a very nice post. In thought I want to put in writing like this additionally ?taking time and actual effort to make a very good article?however what can I say?I procrastinate alot and in no way appear to get one thing done.

  35. buy strap on Says:

    “Its like you read my mind! You seem to know a lot about this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you can do with some pics to drive the message home a bit, but other than that, this is great blog. A great read. I will certainly be back.”

  36. buy cialis online Says:

    It’s remarkable to pay a quick visit this website and reading the views of all friends regarding this post, while I am also eager of getting experience.

  37. cialis on line Says:

    This website is containing a nice material of comical YouTube video tutorials, I loved it a lot.

  38. cialis daily Says:

    When some one searches for his necessary thing, thus he/she wishes to be available that in detail, thus that thing is maintained over here.

  39. generic cialis tadalafil Says:

    Can any one let know me that is there any on the net classes for Search engine optimization, as I desire to learn more concerning Web optimization.

  40. cialis buy Says:

    Hi colleagues, I am for a second time at this place, and reading this piece of writing related to Search engine marketing, its also a nice post, so keep it up.

  41. cialis coupons 2018 Says:

    If some one wants to be updated with latest technologies therefore he must be pay a quick visit this website and be up to date all the time.

  42. cialis uk Says:

    Link exchange is nothing else but it is only placing the other person’s website link on your page at suitable place and other person will also do same in support of you.

  43. black cialis online mail-order pharmacies Says:

    Hi there Jackson, if you are a new web user then you must pay a visit everyday this website and read the updated posts at at this place.

  44. cialis on line Says:

    Hi to all, the YouTube film that is posted at here has in fact good quality beside with nice audio feature

  45. cialis 20mg Says:

    I am delighted to watch this you tube video at this web page, therefore now I am also going to upload all my movies at YouTube site.

  46. cheap 20mg cialis Says:

    No one can deny from the quality of this video posted at this site, good work, keep it all the time.

  47. cialis tablets Says:

    In fact programming is nothing but it’s a logic, if you take grip on it after that you are the master else nil.

  48. buy cheap cialis online Says:

    I also like Flash, however I am not a good designer to design a Flash, but I have software program by witch a Flash is automatically produced and no more to work.

  49. cialis prices Says:

    This piece of writing about Search engine optimisation is genuinely nice one, and the back links are actually very useful to promote your web page, its also referred to as Search engine optimization.

  50. cialis 5mg Says:

    Good response in return of this matter with firm arguments and telling all concerning that.

Leave a Reply