WeePlanet

Hi everybody.  I have big news!

Say hello my Nana Lapp.  Hello Nana. Guess what she went and did yesterday?  Got herself two brand new knees, yessir.  Isn’t my Nana clever?
(Maybe when I grow up I can get a bionic body part or twenty.)
Now that my Nana comes with a built-in soundtrack (so cool), I’m feeling [...]

Psst.

Listen, I don’t got a lot of time here … they could come back at any moment.  And then it’s back to the same old dog and pony show.