Archive for the ‘WeeQuotes’ Category

Brain frost (WeeQuote #7)

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

Sweetly: “Honey, why did you title your Shel Silverstein post with a reference to Robert Frost?”
“Huh? Oh @#&(@!”

He yis what he yis (WeePreggoQuote #7)

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

Positioning my hand on the belly:  “Did you feel that?”
“Coffee’s like his spinach!”
(For all you anti-caffeine-during-pregnancy-nistas, we’re talking about a half cup, no more.  Back off and let my wife get a little pleasure out of life!)

A call down from the bedroom (WeePreggoQuote #6)

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

“Baby wants to say good morning.
“Oh, and can you bring me some coffee?”

Scritchy (WeeQuote #6)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008

Stiffly:  “My head is not a scratching post.”
Sheepishly lifting arm away:  “Ooop.”

Amen (WeeQuote #5)

Friday, March 21st, 2008

Dear tony happy birthday
This is a happy birthday
Card. I hope we give
You a present next year
Love ,
maggie

Happy birthday (WeePreggoQuote #5)

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

“You know, I’ve got a lot going on right now, pressure at work, being pregnant, worrying about preeclampsia. I really don’t think it’s reasonable for you to add to my stress right now by turning 40.”

Gazing down fondly (WeePreggoQuote #4)

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

“I think he liked The Vagina Monologues.”

Truth (WeeQuote #4)

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

“I can’t say anything anymore without you putting it on the web.”

Secret of success… (WeePreggoQuote #3)

Saturday, January 26th, 2008

… is knowing what you want.
“Would you mind just standing there and listening to me moan?”

funtasay (WeePreggoQuote #2)

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

In the morning:
“Uggh. I feel vile.”

“It’s sort of fun to say vile.”
Later, coming out of ob/gyn’s office:
“I’m glad he’s checking the thrombostuff.”
“Thrombolytics?
“I’m not sure that’s the right word.”
“Yeah, but it sure is fun to say thrombolytics.”

WeePreggoQuote #1

Friday, January 11th, 2008

“Could you make conditions as conducive as possible to my getting up?
You know, prior to my having to do it.”

Trying to help (WeeQuote #3)

Sunday, October 14th, 2007

Him: “How was your meditation class tonight?”
Her: “Pretty good. We were exploring sounds.”
Him: “… Maybe next time you could explore smells.”

Christina? Christopher? Christian? (WeeQuote #2)

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

“Why do I have Christ in my date book for noon?”
Tony’s coworker Carrie, noticing a less-than-completely-recorded appointment note

WeeQuote #1

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

“Oh man, I can’t believe I’m late.”
Ana Lisa, rushing out the door to a time-management seminar.