Ways we keep ourselves distracted

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1. Comparing different kinds of “hands-free” gear

Treo and bluetooth headset

The Easy ExpressionTM Bustier

2. Reading the instrument labels in the doctor’s exam room
(okay, so none of these sound terribly appetizing, but what is up with that one on the top right?)

3. Theorizing about what Javid’s “really” up to
(The current hypothesis is that he’s not actually staying in the incubator, but rather hanging out by the window. When he sees us arrive he books for the incubator, dives through the access hole, wriggles under the covers, pops the ventilator tube back in his mouth, and closes his eyes just as we walk into the room. Little stinker!)

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